"If you only knew how much of a fuckwit you look with that fish."

Sue Carroll and Carole Malone take your wretched faces and begone - 3:AM Magazine are running the first part of a new column entitled Van Gogh's Ear charting the heights and depths of alt-poetry and cult literature starting with the writer, explorer, absinthe drinker, dog-deflowerer and general crazed little bastard, the great Arthur Rimbaud. Next time, I'll be ranting about Johnny Foreigner coming over taking our jobs and women, celebrity cellulite and how Kappa kids should be forced to undertake national service.